Frequently asked questions and their answers:
Can you turn a 10 into a 20?
- "If I could I wouldn't be here!"
- "Sure I can, I just don't want to. I like being poor!"
- "Well yes, but tell me: Why should I do it for you?"
- "Yes, I mean no, forget I ever said 'yes'. Even forget that I just said that. I better shut up now. And you do the same. Understood?"
Can you make my wife disappear?
- "Okay, close your eyes." then addressing the wife "This is your chance. RUN!"
- "Of course I can. I just need to call my pet Mafiosi Luigi and all will be well."
- "How much will you pay?"
- "She asked first, so both of us have an appointment in that dark ally outside, later."
Where did you learn that?
- "I could tell you, but then I have to kill you!"
- "I am not telling you, I do not want future rivals"
- "I bought a magic set yesterday"
- "I was born with this, it's a gift from my father. Favourite guy in the 70's. Doug was his name!"
How did you do that?
- "Not quite sure, I am surprised myself each and every time. Call it motivation!"
- "I wish I would get a buck each time I hear that question. Oh by the way, you owe me a buck now"
- "Oh boy, that question again. I'll give you the most honest answer:" yelling into their ear "It's a trick!"