Do you know those thumb toys? A little figurine on a wooden base. On the bottom of the base is button. If you push it with your thumb the figure breaks apart. Threads keep it together. When you release pressure, the figure stands up again. Pretty old but here is my idea:
Instead of a person or animal you have a spoon. And on the base it says: "Uri Geller's first toy"
This might be a seller. If someone wants to make it, send me a free copy!
Bonus: I am making a prediction here: Michael Jackson will die in the next few days! His death will totally overshadow the death of Farrah Fawcett who will die the same day.