Thursday, May 5, 2011
Am I alone thinking that modesty is trait that one should have to not come across an ego driven dick? If so, the following words have no meaning:
CENSORED's ego seems to be way too big for this little man. All from his website: author, humanitarian, consultant, type-A personality, actor, magician, mentalist, keynote speaker, photographer, videographer, designer, marketeer, inventor, publisher, social scientist, historian, medic, seasoned traveler, adventurer, veteran, entrepreneur, business leader, black belt, tactical instructor, certified crew service weapons expert, CQB instructor, and close protection specialist.
Guess what I am all of the above too. Also a dog trainer, a horse whisperer, a guy who pays 50 cents in a dollar store and spoon straightener.
Seriously... I can tell why his website speaks of CENSORED in third person most of the time. If that would come straight from the horse's mouth "hubristic smarty-pants" would come to mind. (I know because I am a horse whisperer.)
But aside from all "he is wantonly trampling on the intellectual property of a number of magicians and mentalists, including John T. Sheets (he’s ripped off the Quantum Bender) - and Richard Osterlind"
You can also play a little game... name the artist and the product that he "borrows" from while browsing through his online store. If you are right, you have to drink. A sure fire way to get wasted.
CENSORED, you are this weeks magic failure. But I am sure you won't mind, as your website's trivia clearly says "He has a very self-deprecating sense of humor about his life. He doesn’t take himself nearly as seriously as it seems."
Oh by the way, in your long list of what you are you forgot one thing: better-than-you!