Wednesday, July 28, 2010
WMF Cris Labim
I just ate icecrem. Häagen-Dazs Cookies and Cream. Damn that really is good icecream. Creamy, not to sweet, yet sweet enough. Pieces of chocolate coockies that are oh so great and after eating it I feel great too. I wish Häagen-Dazs would sponsor this blog...
Where were we? Oh yeah! Magic!
Imagine you are a decent magician. I know that's difficult, but try anyway. Got it? Great!
Now imagine that you also look decent. Trust me, it is possible. Keyword: Delusion!
And now imagine that you got a good camera, a good studio, a drive to shoot a magic DVD and some nice looking female spectators. What would you do?
Well, you would not be as incredibly boring as Cris Labim, this week's magic failure.
Cris is a German magician. And he got it all, except charisma. He is so BOOOOOORING.
He has a hard time to enunciate the words he uses and has no expression save one. He is wasting so much infrastructure. It should rather go to another magician who will do something with it that is not so incredibly dull.
So if you are German and you thought about spending 20 Euros on that DVD... save your money.
Spend it on something useful, like a big bucket of Häagen-Dazs icecream.