Wednesday, July 28, 2010

WMF Cris Labim

I just ate icecrem. Häagen-Dazs Cookies and Cream. Damn that really is good icecream. Creamy, not to sweet, yet sweet enough. Pieces of chocolate coockies that are oh so great and after eating it I feel great too. I wish Häagen-Dazs would sponsor this blog...

Where were we? Oh yeah! Magic!

Imagine you are a decent magician. I know that's difficult, but try anyway. Got it? Great!

Now imagine that you also look decent. Trust me, it is possible. Keyword: Delusion!
And now imagine that you got a good camera, a good studio, a drive to shoot a magic DVD and some nice looking female spectators. What would you do?

Well, you would not be as incredibly boring as Cris Labim, this week's magic failure.

Cris is a German magician. And he got it all, except charisma. He is so BOOOOOORING.
He has a hard time to enunciate the words he uses and has no expression save one. He is wasting so much infrastructure. It should rather go to another magician who will do something with it that is not so incredibly dull.

So if you are German and you thought about spending 20 Euros on that DVD... save your money.

Spend it on something useful, like a big bucket of Häagen-Dazs icecream.


Cursed said...

I think an almost redeeming fact is, that he deeply regrets making those DVDs. He still gets called out for them in his magic circle (Yeah, he did this one on his own).
He was a lot better presentation wise when I saw him last time. But what has been done cannot be undone. I'd be very interested to here his side of the story. Like, how it came to the DVD and why.

I have to strongly disagree on the ice-cream thought. Ben & Jerry's should be the ice-cream of your choice.

darkstar said...

It's all about Haagan Honey ice cream. Get it while there are still honey bees, being they are going extinct unless we find a cure (seriously).

Try it if you can find it.

Keanu Reeves forever.