Did you get your iron lung fixed Barry? Are those pubic lice clearing up?
Dear Mr Darthvader,Thank you for your concern. My pubic lice added a certain je ne sais quoi to a dish of Omelettes des Fines Herbes, which I served up to Derren Brown recently. The iron lung is a myth! I use a lung made from pure gold. In the meantime, I seriously advise you stop counting your score at 'miss the cracks in the sidewalk', and go ahead and take that girl up the jacksy. You know you want to.BS
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