Saturday, May 26, 2012

Dear Barry

If you have a problem, dear magician, don't forget to address all your letters to "Dear Barry".

Remember, whatever your problem is, I'll never give a fuck about it.



darkstar said...

Did you get your iron lung fixed Barry? Are those pubic lice clearing up?

Barry Solayme said...

Dear Mr Darthvader,

Thank you for your concern. My pubic lice added a certain je ne sais quoi to a dish of Omelettes des Fines Herbes, which I served up to Derren Brown recently.

The iron lung is a myth! I use a lung made from pure gold.

In the meantime, I seriously advise you stop counting your score at 'miss the cracks in the sidewalk', and go ahead and take that girl up the jacksy. You know you want to.