Saturday, January 21, 2012

Revolutionizing Magic Lingo

I propose a new term to be used in magic.

Most magicians really deserve a better terminology. Instead of calling themselves "Magician" the term "Badician" seems to be much more accurate.

I know that this is a groundbreaking idea. So naturally spin offs will happen. "Madicians" "Faticians" and my personal favourite "Sadician". (The last one has been thought of before and appears in a very rare handwritten manuscript by Barry Solayme, which is all about "Lonely Ball Manipulations with and without climax." Published during his blue period)

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3 comments:

Barry Solayme said...

Ah, thank you Roland, for mentioning my masterwork on balls manipulation; I've put a lot of practice in over the years, as you can imagine!
The good news is that I'm compiling all my knowledge into a new collection, "Barry's Big Book of Balls" PayPal the usual address!

BS

The Smiling Mule said...

Must say I was very disappointed with the big book of balls. (yes you didn't receive my payment because I downloaded the pirated pdf as every self respecting magician would).... it just can't compare to youell's notes in the hairy-balliness department.. try harder next time please!!

Barry Solayme said...

NOW SEE HERE MR. DONKEY, THAT BASTARD YOUELL SHOWED ME HIS BALLS, AND I'VE NEVER SEEN A MORE PATHETIC DISPLAY!!

And you may think you're smart, not paying for my material, but I'll find you, Mr Donkey, you just see if I don't...

BS