I have this great new idea for a game. I call it The Sober Game. The goal of the game is to have fun with the Magic Café. But not the kind of game that the Magic Circle Jerk was doing 7 years ago, that got a lot of people banned from the Café. No, my game is more of drinking contest that you play with your friends. (If you don't have any friends you can refer to other magicians as your "friends".)
Here is how to play it. Go to the workers section of the forum and look for any Harry Lorayne post that he doesn't pitch his books. (Should be a piece of cake!) If that post is about himself and how great he is you don't drink. But in case that the post is acknowledging someone else's work you go to the next step.
If the guy that HL is acknowledging is dead, you have don't take a drink... but in case that HL praises someone who is still alive, you have to drink. Got that!
If those rules keep you too sober you can reverse the rules, but I urge you not to do it. Alcohol poisoning is not the experience one needs to make.