Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Well, look what the cat dragged in!

Now I have to review that piece of shit!


A Devil In Me said...

Try not to mislead us with any... Red Hennings. Chortle.

FrightmasterGeneral said...

Aha! Caught red-handed!

Rui said...


Barry Solayme said...

Might I suggest that you watch this link, from about 8 minutes in, just to get in the mood?


Craig Petty calling someone stupid. Hahahaha. I don't think he knows what irony is.


The Smiling Mule said...

Whatever came of the thing where they said they'd give some kid "free magic for a year" or some such tosh?

Did I dream that one?

Barry Solayme said...

Oh yeah, I remember that.

It didn't turn out too well, as part of the prize included a night with Jimmy Saville's chauffeur, and it turned out he only liked little girls.

Terrible shit-storm ensued and it was all hushed up.


[for legal reasons I have to state that the above comment is a joke, and nothing more.]

The Smiling Mule said...

Apart from anything else, it really is the single best way to ensure that a kid grows up to be a terrible magician. And a complete and utter cunt.

I doubt anything came of it though, or they'd surely be milking it for all it's worth in promoting themselves and their shop.

Magic really is diverging into two separate and distinct endeavors. I notice Penn again salivating at the prospect of inserting his latest trick and Day-Vay-fucking-Day right into his "professional set." I got a new job, I need morrrre trickssss, nowwww!!

If you were any good as a magician, the fact that you do largely the same, polished act every night would be an attraction, not a deterrent. But when everything you do is a mere tricklet, fresh out of the box, a puzzle to be solved, it is little wonder you are so afraid of somebody seeing you do the same thing twice and immediately realizing "jeeze this guy is a hack, I could to that if only I had his special gadgets."

Contrary to popular belief, good magic does bear repetition.


Barry Solayme said...


Bizzaro. said...

I for one can't wait...

The Smiling Mule said...

Regarding billmonroe1972 and aguilar on the magic cafe...

Send me your hard earned dollars. Not Once, but several times. Let me keep that cash and give you nothing in return.

Then let 5 or 6 people that you don't know tell you that I'm a good guy.

Then fuck off.

Then, wake up, and really fuck off. You despicable people.

Would I forgive Dai Vernon once? Yes. Would I forgive Charlie Miller once? yes. Would I forgive Persi Diaconis once? Yes.

What has Steven Youell ever done except propagate shite magic and steal money? Nothing. Tell the fucking truth you small petty people. Tell people Youell is a cunt who has problems and that people are right to question him. Tell them that they are never going to get what they paid for.

Hang Your heads in shame you pathetic sycophants.

Really, makes me sick. Fuck off.

Barry Solayme said...

And in other news, I think Roland must be working NEW WAVE PREDICTION to the max! Otherwise, somebody sent it in vain....



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