Friday, March 16, 2012

Makes me roll my eyes!

This is too much, too much! The following is straight from some magicians website.

Censored is an internationally known polymath who believes his purpose on planet Earth is to serve others by being a loving, passionate, and powerful example of how to live a productive, meaningful, and positive life. He’s a prolific author, seasoned traveler, adventurer, entrepreneur, producer, inventor, veteran, entertainer, and speaker-just to mention a few.

He holds a Masters of Business Administration, attended law school, and is the only America to have graduated with a Masters of Global Security from the Defense Academy of the United Kingdom, at the Royal Military College of Science. He has an insatiable appetite for learning and personal growth, and continues to work towards other qualifications as time permits, including further post-graduate courses in eBusiness and marketing, and doctoral work in leadership and history.

Censored is also a reality television personality, presenter, actor, and as a practicing magician and mentalist, who has amazed audiences at private functions, corporate events, in the theater, and on televisions all over the world.

And while all that may sound really cool, he doesn’t think any of it matters a single bit unless he is using it to serve others. His true love will always be helping those in need; after wearing a uniform for most of his adult life, this dedicated humanitarian now volunteers his time to provide in-field emergency assistance and protective security services in current conflict theaters, former military operational zones, and in areas of extreme poverty, famine, or that have been affected by disasters such as fires, earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, flooding, and tsunamis.

Anyone reading this, with a bit of brain will know that all of that might be true, but that this is misleading. And a guy with such misleading intentions must either be a scam artist or be insane.


Marplots said...

Sounds like a guy looking for a date.

By the way, you censored the name, but we know who it is...

Expect to get a legal notice about copyright infringement for using his text -- they guy is lawsuit happy.

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Censored is James L. Clark.

Well may be he is really humanitarian and stuff and that he is really a saint.

Barry Solayme said...

Oh for fuck's sake. When I dreamed that James L. Clark fucked goats, it was just a dream. When James L. Clark actually put goats penises in his mouth, before painting his ass with goat cum, I was shocked.

In reality, James L. Clark sucks off a variety of mammals, including pigs, bison, horses and sheep.

He is even more stupid than himself.


darkstar said...

Oh yes. One of my favorite swine from the past when I use to write.

Insecure is an understatement. I recall when Japan had that horrible catastrophe. On my side, there were friends, family and nurses who I consider good friends rushed out as quickly as they could. The main difference is these good people never try to draw attention to their good deeds. Much less think they need to start their own "production' asking for money to support "one man".

The ego is a funny bit. Personally I think it's better to always check yourself that your nothing special. Just a mammal, living this short life to your design. The average, basic working class hero is something to be as John Lennon pointed out.

Get high, get laid, enjoy your friends and family. Begging for attention is ugly. Deluding ones self as anything special is a cancer of the mind.

I think Clark is a great example of the kind of man not to be. It seems we can all learn more from these types than our so called heros.

I found when I was once in management people would always smoke each others pole to all the great things they've done. The opposite held better truth for me. Where are our problems, what do we need to fix. In many ways I was directing these things at myself.

I don't mind being a piece of shit. Nothing special. It's just a fair truth for all. Let's enjoy being a piece of shit that's nothing special.

Michael Jay said...

Is it just me, or does that demon critter have a really big pecker?