Thursday, February 27, 2014

Kinda Sickening




Over the last few months I have bought several magic collections of magicians that have passed away. All the sets had one thing in common. A disturbing thing. Playing cards with nude images. Some much more explicit then others.

The set in the picture is harmless compared to what I got.

Explain!

8 comments:

Watkinzez said...

Imagine buying dead magician's laptops.

Uhrenschmied said...

Denk einfach einmal darueber nach was diejenigen denken die deinen Nachlass kaufen...

Regards,

Krab said...

I know my grandfather had a set when he was in the army in the 40's and 50s

Marplots said...

It says more about a magician's inability to discard a deck of cards than about perversion. Pre-Internet, this is the kind of stuff we got by with. You can't really fit an issue of PlayBoy in your pocket.

anon said...

surely if you look through almost any magic catalog (bra off etc) such a find is not so surprising? even among just playing cards many/most dealers seem to offer these sets.i suspect they are no more common among magicians than among firemen, golfers, soldiers and footballers - per deck owned anyway

Sean Giles said...

I don't get whats disgusting about nude images.

But i also don't find anything disgusting about hard core porn! Come'on guys, back me up on the porn. We're guys, we love it!! :)

Roland Henning said...

Disgusting? Nope! That is not the point. But the fact that megahorny old men cannot even exclude that from the magic. Even been to a friend's place and he has posters of nude women on the wall and doesn't even hide his porn folder on his desktop. He will say, that this is beauty and blah blah blah.... but we all know he is jerking off to it 5 times a day. You feel uneasy in his flat. You know the cup of coffee you are drinking is clean, yet it feels kinda sickening.

Center Deal said...

You guys know exactly why many Magi's have nudie playing cards. It's is so they can pop their nut to them when no one else is looking. It's their way of having porn in the house without it being like total hardcore porn (pretty much like Roland said about guys claiming it is artist nudes or something).

Yeah, all the T.V. shows lay out all the cool scenes showing the shamans surround by beautiful women who gasp in delight over whatever illusion, but we all know what happens in real life. Yeah, the babes may smile when you "find their cards", but when your finished they look at you like you are some snot nose geek with leprosy. They chase you away with your deck of cards and half dollars like to annoying brother they always hated. They only Magi that ever really got the babes was Doug Henning, but that's for another article.

Please be advise, if you have bought nudie playing cards from another magician, most likely those cards have residual "Lonely Guy Goo" on them. You have been warned.

Now, I personally do not have a deck of nudie cards, but if someone ever comes out with a set of playing cards showing Melinda and Charlotte Pendragon oil wrestling together, I'm getting my fucking credit card ready!