- Stop wearing leather pants
- Don't quote yourself ever in your advertisement
- Stop wearing any glitter
- No lightning bolts in any of your print media
- No music shall start when your website is loaded
- No pictures of you with store bought tricks
- No endorsement quotes by celebrities who obviously wouldn't give a shit about you.
- Don't advertise with pictures of you in front of prestigious objects like silver sports cars that you clearly don't own.
- No pictures of you with other magicians. Period.
- No long sleeves unless you are a mentalist.
Monday, February 4, 2013
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9 comments:
Number five should be applied to any one that own a site anywhere not just magical folks.
"8. Don't advertise with pictures of you in front of prestigious objects like silver sports cars that you clearly don't own."
Stab at David Penn? lol
that too ;)
Uh-oh...I'm on the shit list. I wear long sleeves and I'm not a mentalist. So, I've got to ask: What's wrong with long sleeves?
The ladies love those forearms....
Repeat 5
Shout 5
Punish those who ignore 5
Corollary to #8: you should not have pictures of yourself flanked by girls that are out of your league.
However, I too don't understand the 10th commandment.
I have some dodgy tattoos which I had done when I was younger so my sleeves stay down lol!
Can we add silly spiky haircuts with too much gunk on them? What is it with young magicians and bad spiky haircuts? (And yes, I am follically challenged before anyone asks or comments!)
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