Flower Power

This is not how real flowers look like:




So why are we magicians producing these horrible monstrosities? Just a thought to get things started again.

Seriously... I ranted about magic props before. But I guess there is a demand for weird looking abominations.

I recently met a fellow, a young man who is starting out in magic. And one of the first things he buys are feather flowers. Really? I asked him why. He told me, that he thinks those look good. I am wrong? Could it be that I am alone in hating those ugly hunks of abnormalities? If so.... help me!