Are there only seven? Do the costumes count as one or two? What did they do with the rest of the zebra after removing it's legs? Why do I watch these things? Is the camera powered by the energy given off by Tommy Wonder spinning in his grave?
"He fooled me...I thought he was good". (but he wasn't) Some of his other vids involve white martini bottles with a 2 inch diameter neck and similar hand gestures
Are there only seven? Do the costumes count as one or two? What did they do with the rest of the zebra after removing it's legs? Why do I watch these things? Is the camera powered by the energy given off by Tommy Wonder spinning in his grave?
ReplyDeleteThere were 5,000,378 wrong things about that. 5,000,372 of those things related to the goddam freakin' hand movements.
ReplyDeleteBS
Barry's book on hand movements from 1935 is a great addition to any library.
ReplyDelete"Allow me to just obscure the entirety of my assistant for five seconds, cuz who the fuck cares about basic stage blocking?"
ReplyDeleteYou aren't kidding, Mr Darkstar. I wrote it, originally, in 1865. That dumb fuckin broad. Talk about over egging the New York Egg Cream!!
ReplyDeleteBS
"He fooled me...I thought he was good". (but he wasn't)
ReplyDeleteSome of his other vids involve white martini bottles with a 2 inch diameter neck and similar hand gestures
Just imagine what he'd do with a classic zombie...God help us.
ReplyDeleteNo mistakes. Technically perfect, artistically pristine, evocative, eclectic... an AMAZING example of the conjuring arts.
ReplyDelete(Marplots is available to shill for your act too!)
So Roland, are you going to tell us what you thought the 7 mistakes were?
ReplyDeletehey darkstar, can you get in touch with me, magomichell on facebook, please, been looking for you
ReplyDeleteHere is one more reason why Magic is considered children's Birthday party entertainment.
ReplyDeleteUgh!!!