Just a brief message to all those who pre-ordered my new book, "The Naked & The Dead", an original title by yours truly. Unfortunately, there was a mix up at the print shop, who failed to reduce their print time to accomodate a late delivery of the manuscript. Talk about bungling amateurs, Jesus!
But to reassure all of you: as soon as it is ready it will be mailed directly to your homes, SIGNED to those who paid me extra, at NO EXTRA COST! That's right, folks, I'm not going to charge you for the delay, as I have a genuine respect for all my customers. I know, it makes the $89.97 you paid seem like a STEAL for a 54 page book with exclusive late deliveries!!!
And thanks to all who expressed concern for me during my sojourn in the Netherworld. I'm back safe and well, and you can read about it on my blog. I'll be writing it up into a eye-witness account, "Barry's Divina Commedia", by Barry Solayme. It's available for pre-order now!!! (PayPal the usual address)
BS
Dude, you have such an open heart. I cannot wait to get my book. It's signed right? I paid even more for that.
ReplyDeleteYOU WILL HAVE IT WHEN YOU FREAKIN HAVE IT. WHAT D'YA WANT FROM ME ALREADY?
ReplyDeleteJESUS! WHAT A FREAKIN' JERK.
BS
I need more obsequiousness from you people. C'mon!
ReplyDeleteBS