Weekly magic failure and not one mention of Wesley James? Pff.Or maybe you are saving him for some kind of Apocalyptic end of the world "ueber failure of all times" in 2012?While I'm at it:Simon Lovell (for obvious reasons)Erdnase (for not having the foresight to predict the sheer idiocy of his readers a hundred years later)Dai Vernon (for the cruel joke he played on the magic community with the whole "Erdnase is quite a good book" thing)JN Hofzinger (for having a name that 90% of magicians still can't get right)Guy Hollingsworth (see above)Ed Marlo (for stifling creativity by having invented every trick and move before anyone else)Jerry Sadowitz (as above but with jokes, opinions and swear words)Alex Elmsley (for popularizing the Faro Shuffle)Roy Walton (for not having enough pictures in his books and thus excluding most magicians from studying his work)Rene Lavand (for doing all those difficult moves with one hand, JUST to make the rest of us feel inadequate. show off)Me (for believing Vernon (see above))Ricky Jay, Steve Freeman and Persi Diaconis (for not telling us all their secrets)
Now that was funny? Can I use that sort of stuff in one way or another? Maybe for April 1st?
Yes it was hilarious. Don't you recognize comedy gold when you see it?Bring back the MILF!
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Weekly magic failure and not one mention of Wesley James? Pff.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe you are saving him for some kind of Apocalyptic end of the world "ueber failure of all times" in 2012?
While I'm at it:
Simon Lovell (for obvious reasons)
Erdnase (for not having the foresight to predict the sheer idiocy of his readers a hundred years later)
Dai Vernon (for the cruel joke he played on the magic community with the whole "Erdnase is quite a good book" thing)
JN Hofzinger (for having a name that 90% of magicians still can't get right)
Guy Hollingsworth (see above)
Ed Marlo (for stifling creativity by having invented every trick and move before anyone else)
Jerry Sadowitz (as above but with jokes, opinions and swear words)
Alex Elmsley (for popularizing the Faro Shuffle)
Roy Walton (for not having enough pictures in his books and thus excluding most magicians from studying his work)
Rene Lavand (for doing all those difficult moves with one hand, JUST to make the rest of us feel inadequate. show off)
Me (for believing Vernon (see above))
Ricky Jay, Steve Freeman and Persi Diaconis (for not telling us all their secrets)
Now that was funny? Can I use that sort of stuff in one way or another? Maybe for April 1st?
ReplyDeleteYes it was hilarious. Don't you recognize comedy gold when you see it?
ReplyDeleteBring back the MILF!