"Last night I had a dream. It was the end of the world. Everything was desolate. I was the last person on earth. I found a newspaper, the last newspaper ever printed. And on it, it had a date. It was October. And I even saw the year. When I woke up, I wrote the year on this piece of paper. Can you guess the year of the Apocalypse?"
Let a year be named by the spectator. And secretly write it on that before mentioned piece of paper with a nail writer.
"Oh my, you did you have the same dream?"
"Last night I had a dream. It was the end of the world. Everything was desolate. I was the last person on earth. I found a newspaper, the last newspaper ever printed. And on it, it had a date...and there was a phone number and a picture of a chick...When I woke up, I wrote the number, the name and the fee on this piece of paper. Now, what was your mother's name again?"
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haha, that is a good one
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