A Handy Guide to Dealer's Speech

• a new principle = not as good as the old principle
• limited = better version coming out soon
• comes with everything you need = comes with the crappy routine
• no skill required = mechanical device, which will fail in a real performance
• no thread, magnets, wires = the only other thing remaining. Solution by process of elimination.
• easy to learn = hard to master
• some skill required = Double Lift
• patter included = crappy script, that was not funny 40 years ago when it was written
• fool magicians = doesn't fool lay people
• underground material = the exact opposite
• self working = will benefit from sleight of hand
  
• some experience required = poorly written instructions
• a new effect = old
• visual = makes no sense
• as seen on TV = impractical
• reputation maker = to get the reputation to be like everyone else
• beautifully crafted = ugly
• handmade = expensive
• impromptu = no it's not
• extreme magic = flourish
• perform it under test conditions = drunk people